Problems Maintaining my Election

So today’s the day.

Hopefully, by the early hours of tomorrow morning, we’ll be rid of the toffs who have squeezed every molecule of joy out of the country that I was brought up in. There is no ideal group of people suited to rid our land entirely of the trauma experienced during the last 14 years in a short space of time, but a change of government should at least inject a bit of enthusiasm and energy into the thankless task ahead.

Don’t forget to take photo ID, and may fate be your friend.