So today’s the day.
Hopefully, by the early hours of tomorrow morning, we’ll be rid of the toffs who have squeezed every molecule of joy out of the country that I was brought up in. There is no ideal group of people suited to rid our land entirely of the trauma experienced during the last 14 years in a short space of time, but a change of government should at least inject a bit of enthusiasm and energy into the thankless task ahead.
Don’t forget to take photo ID, and may fate be your friend.