Kiss my Ring

Everyone has at least one doppelgänger in this world. There have been a few people who have resembled me through the years - the lead singer of Jesus Jones in his younger years at a very specific angle in one early photo being my most famous lookalike………until now!

Leo XIV, the newly appointed pontiff - head of the catholic church, or POPE in common language is my spitting bloody double. Obviously he’s a fair bit older than me, but the press photos of the dude in his younger years had my wife splitting her sides at the incredible resemblance.

It really is uncanny. His 69 self not so much, but I could have passed as a body double in the past.

So anyway, if you need any hatches, matches, or dispatches sorted in the near future, just get in touch and I’ll put my £50K hat on for a small fee.

“Stultus homo cito dividet pecuniam suam” as they say in the Vatican.